Procrastination Level Over 9000

Procrastination Level Over 9000

parisjemm:

a relationship is like a house

if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

unless that house is a lying whore

then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

(via youreflectionisablur)

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maddstheunpropunk:

reindeerpong:

morbidbunny13:

EXPLAIN PLEASE

Rudolph the red nose reindeer, you’ll “go down in history”

ARE YOU FUVKING KIDDING ME IVE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS FOR LIKE 2 YEARS AND NOW I GET IT JUST NOW I GET A JOKE THAT WAS SO SIMPLE AND IN THE FUVKIN CONTEXT. IT WAS IN. THE. CONTEXT. FUCK THIS JOKE. FUCK THIS SEASON. SCREW YOU RUDOLPH GET YOUR GOD DAMN GRADE UP